"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

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Married

Best new show.

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A conversation over desert between siblings.

Charlie: ice cream is better then water.
Samantha: no marshmallows are. They are better then everything.
Charlie: even peas Sammy?
Samantha: yes, even peas.

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Parenting, fatherhood, desert, quotes (via reviewsasaparent)